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An Uber walks into a bar... got so drunk he needed to call a taxi...
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Jarl Mike Hirshowitz
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This sad wayward Pict strolls up... so I ask "Why so blue?"
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Alandril Bjornsson
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A minimalist painter is staring at a blank canvas while trying to depict a Pict
and concludes... "This captures it perfectly"... done...
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Alandril Bjornsson
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The Oracle has Water 'n Gears
To aid in Learning from Peers
Whether Mil, or Esp, or Eco
Or Troops, or Vaders, or Hero
It'll take you a few Weeks or Years!
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Alandril Bjornsson
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What do you call a storyteller who's stories are too long?
... a Long-o-Bard...
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Alandril Bjornsson
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An Ewok strolls into a bar and says "I'll have a whisky and......soda."
The Bartender asks "sure, but why the little pause?"
The Ewok responds "dunno... I've had them all my life."
... Oh!, a VWOC joke... I thought you wanted an EWOK joke...
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Anonymous
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How do Vikings communicate over long distances?
no its not caravans...
or convoys from the Market...
...its Norse code!... :-)
... . -. -.. / --. --- .-.. -..
oh wait, the game doesn't allow that...
... . -. -.. / .-. ... ...
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Alandril Bjornsson
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A Serpent with Scales, Teeth n' Poison
Who thought he was safe as a Slytherin
Was clever with Tongue
And had Fossils in ton
Went part and Parcel with none!
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Alandril Bjornsson
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Why did the IT admin get fired from the Gem Workshop?
... for deleting the Cache
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Alandril Bjornsson
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There once was a Hun from Huntucket
Who hated his life and said "F*!# It!"
He wanted to farm
Instead of do harm
But these Vikings keep coming and RSS it!
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Alandril Bjornsson
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What do Erik the Red and Smokey the Bear have in common?
...They both have the same middle name
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Anonymous
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Where did the teacher send the sick Viking students?
... To the school Norse
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Anonymous
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Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
... Because he couldn't a-fjord a new one
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Anonymous
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