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VIKINGS - WAR OF CLANS
Kingdom of Vyarriborg #366
[FMz] Rogue Assass1ns Clan
Alandril Bjornsson the Elder
Intel & Strategy is The Key to Survival in this harsh World!








VWOC Open-Mic/Improv/Karaoke Night! ("We're Here all Night Folks...")
An Uber walks into a bar... got so drunk he needed to call a taxi... Jarl Mike Hirshowitz
This sad wayward Pict strolls up... so I ask "Why so blue?" Alandril Bjornsson
A minimalist painter is staring at a blank canvas while trying to depict a Pict
and concludes... "This captures it perfectly"... done...
Alandril Bjornsson
The Oracle has Water 'n Gears
To aid in Learning from Peers
Whether Mil, or Esp, or Eco
Or Troops, or Vaders, or Hero
It'll take you a few Weeks or Years!
Alandril Bjornsson
What do you call a storyteller who's stories are too long?
... a Long-o-Bard...
Alandril Bjornsson
An Ewok strolls into a bar and says "I'll have a whisky and......soda."
The Bartender asks "sure, but why the little pause?"
The Ewok responds "dunno... I've had them all my life."
... Oh!, a VWOC joke... I thought you wanted an EWOK joke...
Anonymous
How do Vikings communicate over long distances?
no its not caravans...
or convoys from the Market...
...its Norse code!... :-)
... . -. -.. / --. --- .-.. -..
oh wait, the game doesn't allow that...
... . -. -.. / .-. ... ...
Alandril Bjornsson
A Serpent with Scales, Teeth n' Poison
Who thought he was safe as a Slytherin
Was clever with Tongue
And had Fossils in ton
Went part and Parcel with none!
Alandril Bjornsson
Why did the IT admin get fired from the Gem Workshop?
... for deleting the Cache
Alandril Bjornsson
There once was a Hun from Huntucket
Who hated his life and said "F*!# It!"
He wanted to farm
Instead of do harm
But these Vikings keep coming and RSS it!
Alandril Bjornsson
What do Erik the Red and Smokey the Bear have in common?
...They both have the same middle name
Anonymous
Where did the teacher send the sick Viking students?
... To the school Norse
Anonymous
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
... Because he couldn't a-fjord a new one
Anonymous
VIKINGS - WAR OF CLANS
Kingdom of Vyarriborg #366
[FMz] Rogue Assass1ns Clan
Alandril Bjornsson the Elder
Intel & Strategy is The Key to Survival in this harsh World!
Sponsored by Desert Sol B&B Inn, Tucson, AZ, USA 520.300.5685